🍌 BANANA LOVED DUBSTEP 🍌 Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt, Fun Graphic Tee, Casual Wear, Gift for Friends, Summer Vibes, Music Festival Shirt

🍌 BANANA LOVED DUBSTEP 🍌

Born to drop. Died in Round 1. But the beat lives on.

This ain’t just a shirt—it’s a head-noddin’, ground-rumblin’, fruit-fightin’ tribute to a fallen legend.
Banana didn’t go down easy.
He went down swingin’… to a filthy bassline.

Crafted from 100% ethically grown, ring-spun US cotton and garment-dyed for that "worn-it-since-the-first-drop" vibe, this tee is the ultimate blend of buttery-soft comfort and apocalyptic swagger. Whether you’re loungin’ in your pod or stompin’ through the ruins of Flavor Town, this shirt says:

“I may be bruised, but I bounce.”

Perfect for the kind of adult who plays their music loud, their food bracket louder, and refuses to let good fruit die in silence.

🍌 Banana's Stats (R.I.P. But Still Stylin’)

• Sizes S–4XL — 'cause dubstep doesn’t discriminate

• No side seams = fewer distractions from your drop

• Double-needle stitching = built for headbanging AND heartbreak

• Garment-dyed = lived-in feel, apocalypse-approved color

• 100% US-grown cotton = as real as Banana’s last words:

“Wub wub wub—aaAAAAHH!”

🧼 Care Like a Ripe Legend:

• Machine wash cold (Banana liked it chill)

• No bleach—he’s suffered enough

• Tumble dry low, spin it like a record

• Iron low if needed (but wrinkles = story)

• No drycleaning (Banana hated suits)